This is the most interesting thing that has happened to me in the past five days.

Last night my greatest French aspiration came true... kind of.

I was sitting at my desk applying jam to my toast when I heard a knock on my door. Before I could get up to check the peep hole and open the door for whoever knocked, the mysterious knocker opened the door.

For, at most, an entire second my eyes were locked with those of a beautiful, skinny, long-haired French girl. I thought to myself, "Sacree Merde! I've been waiting for a pretty French girl to just burst into my room out of nowhere for the past two months, and it's finally happened!"

Before I had finished this thought the French girl, realizing she was in the wrong place, shut the door quickly saying, "Pardon! Excusez-moi! Desole..." And then she was gone.

Comme ci, comme ca.